I'm Sarah. I hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish.
  • Things That Give Me Anxiety.

    • being late
    • things i said five minutes ago
    • things i said five years ago
    • people touching me
    • being around a ton of people
    • being yelled at
    • wondering if people are talking about me
    • every action i do
    • and just about everything else

    (Source: danielle-skins-suicide-life, via themindofmad)

  • imnotamisandristbut:

    I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

    If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

    If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

    If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

    Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

    (via computermice)

  • kataylorr:

    Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

    (Source: nathanwillett, via syfydispatchgirl)

  • kitt-and-yorkey-for-president:

    RENT modern college au called TUITION

    (Source: sondheimohara, via themindofmad)

  • kia-kaha-winchesters:

    just the girly things

    • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
    • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
    • human sacrifice
    • homemade face masks 

    (via fuckyeahtxtposts)

  • Supernatural GenderSwap Cast


    Dean: Amber Heard


    Sam: Missy Peregrym


    Castiel: Zooey Deschanel


    Crowley: Helena Bonham Carter


    Bobby: Margo Martindale


    Lucifer: Emilia Fox


    Balthazar: Kristen Bell


    Gabriel: Nina Dobrev


    Ruby: Chace Crawford


    Jo: Tom Felton


    Charlie: Rupert Grint


    Kevin: Gemma Chan


    Ellen: Sean Bean


    Adam: Emma Roberts


    John: Demi Moore


    Bella: Chris Pine


    (via syfydispatchgirl)

  • sherokutakari:

    "but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

    I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

    in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

    if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

    (via lgbtq-rainbow)

  • mulders:

    I’m about to have a grand fucking time

    (via alcoghoulicmimosa)

  • unlimitedgoats:


    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    (via computermice)

  • rupsidaisy:



    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

    (via trashqueensatan)